The Mother
UP FOR SALE!!!! One old and haggard mom, selling for a cheap price. Bidding open now. Please contact the son at 1-800- sell mom.


Pros

Tall, and..............................................................................................................


tall.


Cons

Stingy. Cos refuses to get fresh milk for the son.

Stingy. Cos did not give the son enough pocket money.

Stingy. Never buy plane tix to fly over here to see the son.

Hairless. Take a look at his legs!!!!!

Dehydrated. Insufficient milk production, resulting in a very thin and scrawny son.

Fair. Almost too fair.

Price negotiable, considering the age and the mileage on this one.


The son.


Pros :

* Insert favourable adjectives here*


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